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That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.
My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches
I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.
‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’
“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.”
Wait. Wrong book.
this is relevant to my interests
never seen this :D
Ham is our favorite food group too!
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Anonymous asked: I can not do anything about your poor taste in this blog so I wont do anything yet. Bacon is from dying pigs that cry when hung upside down, I want to see the same thing happen to you. //Angrysson
Carter Ham does not approve of this message!
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Close up of the sticker!!!
HAM! Call them
TAKE AWAY PHOTOSHOP